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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
mugGet the Titsmug.

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out
Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !
by Jackiejim April 4, 2019
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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Big tit dps

A female dps player whom does big mommy milker damage per second instead of big swinging dick damage per second.
by Jd_1123 October 28, 2021
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I'm tits

Nomenclature that was popular in the Hollywood entertainment scene
Ca 1980s-1990s. Basically
The pinnacle of egotism and self aggrandizement. The latter day equivalent of I'm the shit. Think avec moi Le deluge after me.the flood
Agent to aspiring producer-ive got you up for 1st bill executive producer on clitbusters 3
Think you can handle it? Aspiring produce r; you kidding? I'm tits.man! I'm tits!
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
mugGet the I'm titsmug.

tit bitch

person 1: hey you know that girl who is a tit bitch
person 2: you mean yuki?
by DENMarkus September 13, 2019
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