ur mom

it means your mother, but it is used at the most hilarious times. funny people say ur mom and if you don't think it's funny then you can leave and remove yourself from this page

What did you eat today? ur mom

by holy mother forking shirtballs March 2, 2022

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Your mom

A person who is either absolutely caring and loving towards you or in many cases a complete scumbag

Extra # 1: Hey man how´s your mom?
Extra: Can I have your mom instead

by I eat your toes for breakfast March 12, 2022

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Your Mom

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

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Mom-motion is short for "mom emotions", which are short, random, possibly hormonal, outbreaks of emotion, typically associated with inexplicable crying and emotional outbursts after giving birth to a child.

After getting home from giving birth at the hospital, my wife started randomly crying and saying "I can't believe I pushed him out" completely out of nowhere. I think she's having mom-motions.

by ParadiseLost2005 January 12, 2025

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My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

by aliyahafoninstaho June 13, 2023

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A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.

person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by cokandbalz April 15, 2022

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