Alaskan Penis Fuck

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.

Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019

Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.

I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!

by Lynnerally January 8, 2017

Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Cyborg Nigga Penis

The term you use when you dont know what to do with your life and you waste your time making this dumb definition. Mostly used by Martin Luther King Jr. , this is to represent your dumb and over appreciated wife/ friend.

"Mrs. Obama was my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Cyborg White Person Penis January 29, 2020

tiny penis vibes

tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy

friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.

Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.

by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010

kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.

This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.

by spraymond August 14, 2016