shit with egg on

if asked what your making for dinner, then say
'shit with egg on'

it means....

whats for dinner? (Adam Gibbins)
shit with egg on (mUM)

by GIBBOADDY June 6, 2010

shit hands

Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.

Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.

by Shawn F August 25, 2006

Texas Shit

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.

Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me

by jorge the whoregay January 10, 2009

sac a shit

stupid, asshole, dumb fuck, moron, jerk, shithead, shit for brains.

he is a real stupid sac a shit.

by tomo'd September 12, 2005

That shit ray

Another way of saying that's racist.

Lawny: Do you know what they call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?..... Grand Theft Auto.

Lawny: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?....

CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)

Thor: That shit ray!

by TeeBeee December 26, 2012

shit mist

When you fart around the turd that is locked and loaded in your colon. Typically lingers for several minutes.

Tommy dropped some shit mist in science lab today. My glasses fogged up and the chick next to me threw up.

by mark c73 January 22, 2008

sticky shit

not generous, especially with money

My boss is so sticky shit !!!
He is so sticky shit to give money to charity.

by jeeza November 29, 2005