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Chill you're penis

A light hearted request for an anxious dude to calm down
You big G! Why are you throwing tins of pineapple chunks at the neighbours pet racoons! Chill you're penis big G!
by BIG GEOFFERS August 31, 2020
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Wenis-to-da-Penis

Put the wenis-to-da-penis mothafuckah. Lmao..tf is wrong with me...
by SuperiorSteve64 November 11, 2019
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Alaskan Penis Fuck

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019
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Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.
I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!
by Lynnerally January 8, 2017
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tiny penis vibes

tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy
friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"
by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021
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Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.
Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.
by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010
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kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.
This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.
by spraymond August 14, 2016
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