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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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Pacific Rim Job

When you visit a city located on the Pacific Rim (Tokyo, Sydney, etc.) and get some sort of sexual action, such as a hand or blow job. This gives someone asking about your sexual activity just enough information to know if you got some but not enough to disturb them.
"Hey how was your trip to Tokyo?"

"It was great; i got a Pacific Rim job at this club!"

"Nice. Maybe ill go to Tokyo"
by almostfunny November 22, 2013
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024
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Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
by superchubs July 4, 2024
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."
by ghostories April 24, 2018
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Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs
Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.
by Shmones November 1, 2021
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