Ice your nuts

Relax, stop worrying, stop nagging. Similar to 'take a chill pill' or Chill your nuts. Command is not gender specific.

"Dude, let's go! We're gonna be late!"
"Ice your nuts, man! It's all good."

by theblumeanie August 16, 2008

done your nut?

Have you lost your mind?

What’s up with you mate?
Done your nut?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Kick nut November

Girls get a change to get back at boys for national no bra day and slap ass October

Kick the boys in the nuts all November without paying the price

So to clarify kick nut November it’s fun for us girls not so fun for the guys

by I’m gonna I wanna was the way October 12, 2019

honey nut cheerio

An intense and electric moment when you use a taser right as other person (male or female) is about to get off/cum. This can be used for mutual pleasure as the voltz transfer from one to the other.. but be careful! -this is not for the weak at heart, pregnant, or wimp.

Reccomendation: have the tasee bound but not gagged.. this will protect you from a slap reaction

Him: OMG Honey, I'm about to nut!
Her: says "cheerio" ::zap::

This is the true honey nut cheerio

by ishaginheels November 24, 2011

Mexican Nut Fungus

A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.

After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.

by fastman123 August 7, 2010

Double Nut Hummer

When a female inserts the entire ball sack into her mouth and then starts to hum.

I can't believe it, she put both my balls in her mouth and gave me a " double nut hummer."

by AlphabetSoupSki January 8, 2012

Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021