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Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.
He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.
by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017
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Jimmy Big Penis

The man with the largest donger known to man
Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!
by Appleeater770 July 14, 2016
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buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.
"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"
by Cobread May 5, 2016
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Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 19, 2013
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eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."
You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.
by Ligachev March 3, 2017
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Chill you're penis

A light hearted request for an anxious dude to calm down
You big G! Why are you throwing tins of pineapple chunks at the neighbours pet racoons! Chill you're penis big G!
by BIG GEOFFERS August 31, 2020
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Wenis-to-da-Penis

Put the wenis-to-da-penis mothafuckah. Lmao..tf is wrong with me...
by SuperiorSteve64 November 11, 2019
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