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g-shit

Something that is an example of "G" behavior. Such as, but not limited to robbing, capping or smashing. "G" meaning gangsta.
G-unit
1. This nigga be on some straight G-shit.
2. I'll blow your whole shit up on some g-shit nigga.
3. Fuck all y'all niggas, run up on you wit all my dogs, fuck you think this is nigga? You about to feel that dead-ass real G-shit.
by G. Dr October 13, 2006
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cum shit

That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.
Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?

Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!

Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?

Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
by greg83 February 27, 2008
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holy shit

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
by Aeon102 May 17, 2004
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Shit chat

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back
molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)
by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010
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shark-shit

how low can you go?
you cannot get any lower than shark-shit, because it's below sea level.
Your lower than shark-shit
by freddy2 January 30, 2008
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Gravity Shit

When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it and let's gravity do what it does best.
Man, that toilet was so nasty, but I couldn't hold it any longer so I took a gravity shit.
by Glen666 December 28, 2007
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chattin shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely.
Examples of chattin shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Swampy: "They're not your friends, they're OUR friends"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester July 24, 2008
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