King of Kings

What Jesus Christ is.

Revelation 17:14 – “They will wage war against the Lamb, but the Lamb will triumph over them because he is Lord of lords and King of kings—and with him will be his called, chosen and faithful followers.”

Revelation 19:16 – “On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.”

1 Timothy 6:15 – “Which God will bring about in his own time—God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords.”

No earthly ruler can compare to the power and authority of the King of Kings.
AVE CHRISTUS REX!

by Jesus is Lord. March 26, 2025

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King George

When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.

Her: Cum on my tits.

Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.

Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.

by AT Realist January 11, 2024

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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.

These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.

by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023

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