on god

how black people either swear they telling the truth or they dont believe in god and just lie
or to say REALLY

Guy1: YO I JUST SAW SOME MOMS FIGHTING AT THE 7/11
Guy2: ON GOD?

by not your real June 17, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011

oh god it shidded

oh god it shidded

oh god it shidded

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou May 20, 2023

god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.

How's that Gods water taste boy?

by Akdicjsbdkdjciskdjdof March 28, 2017