a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022

life

what is wrong with you?

don't you have a life?

by emily <333 July 2, 2021

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 20, 2025

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

life

men

Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.

Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!

Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"

Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."

Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.

by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008

Life

The beginning of the end

When life gives you lemons

by Broncos58 January 27, 2018