time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020

time bomb

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.

Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.

by crookedrose May 30, 2008

The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

Private Time Story

A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with

I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story

by Brian Handler February 23, 2020

Koala Tea Time

1. Just a more fun way to say "Quality Time"

2. A folk punk band from Annapolis, Maryland

Want to spend some koala tea time at the Koala Tea Time show tonight?

by the petting zoo August 28, 2012

All The Time Moment

When someone says they do something "all the time". Pioneered by Bradley, see below for original "all the time" moment.

Original All The Time Moment:

Brad: You have holes in your jumper for your fingers... I do that ALLLL THE TIME, like probably THREE YEARS AGO, at LEAST.
Aiden: (claps)
Brad walks off.
Me: Fuck.

by Schuface January 6, 2008

Midnight time troll

a perosn that comes out at night to fuck you

chad:remember when pulled a midnight time troll and went to brads place and tryed to rape him
Jeff: ya

by Assy mcgee October 1, 2007