your mom

what to say when you can't be bothered to do/say anything in life
Also a violation

Guy1: ( sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy2: I feel sorry for your mom

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022

Ur mom

The word which everyone loves to abuse cuz it hurts straight in you gay ass ans you cry a lot

if someone says - ur gay just say “ur mom” they’ll cry and kill them selves

by That noob editor January 12, 2022

Your mom

has big flaps

your mom

by Opposum123456789 July 7, 2019

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018