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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.
Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.
by HairyChimp January 14, 2018
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Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023
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John

#9cmDick
Oh "lol" John, nice dick
by #18cm January 4, 2017
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john luther

fucks other dude's girls

source: johnluther0 on twitter
guy 1: did u bang her, bro?

guy2: yup i totally pulled a john luther!
by rayanpal_ November 30, 2020
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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.
Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"
by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019
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RA John

The most BANGIN RA. a man who takes his job seriously during the week (sometimes). He also will help you when you are sad, stressed, or need a good laugh. Most commonly spotted in a maid dress, getting schmacked on a Thursday. When you see an RA John, you need to stop and tell him in a commanding voice, "John. John I have sex. I have SEX John." When other RA's see him, they know they will never be like him.
Resident: "Oh man I hope I get an RA John next semester."
RA John: "There's only one RA John."
by Ninja hunter 234 December 9, 2021
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