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Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".
Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care
by Tangee December 14, 2008
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Second-hand listening

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021
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Taylor Hand

A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.
by Smiths Station Hazzard December 12, 2018
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Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.
I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020
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