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Cup Fart Cobra

In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
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Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022
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Billie Eilish's Farts

The smelliest, gentlest, cutest most perfect farts that have ever graced the nasal cavities of a member of the human race. Let alone the most powerful farts ever created since the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
I was just at a Billie Eilish concert the other day. I scored backstage passes, and when walking by her dressing room, I caught a whiff of rotten sulfur egg, and sour cream beans and cheese, and I knew I'd just inhaled Billie Eilish's Farts.
by Human Stoge April 20, 2023
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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.
"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"
by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018
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Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
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Butter bubble fart

When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.
Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and he’s now he’s got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !
by Little g money September 22, 2020
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