2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

December 2

National skip school day only for 2019

NO SCHOOL DECEMBER 2ND

by Tenya iida October 29, 2019

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

2 guys clenching their fist

It means both men like to have cum on their faces on a daily basis

2 guys clenching their fist

by Huang222773 May 6, 2022

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home?

Should my sister have 2 adopted siblings who feel home

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022

2

Second number (or third if you count zero (not counting negative numbers))

And short term of "to" or "too".

That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.

There's 2 guys.

You're 2 annoying

2 birds 1 rock

I 2

by Gettafuqouttahere June 9, 2024