This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!
Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?
Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.
Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.
Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009
Get the Work Shit mug.1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.
2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.
2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.
Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.
Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
by Nick2401 June 22, 2011
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by AnthonyDsdjfb January 22, 2008
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A. To pass wind
B. When a fart smells so bad that one might has well have shat.
C. The smell of a shit in fart form.
D. a shit burp smells as though the shit in you ass opened up its mouth and burped.
A. To pass wind
B. When a fart smells so bad that one might has well have shat.
C. The smell of a shit in fart form.
D. a shit burp smells as though the shit in you ass opened up its mouth and burped.
"Mate, you and your stinky shit burps!"
Woman "Your fart fucking reaks!"
Man "So do yours..."
Woman "Yeah, but mine don't linger like your stinky shit burps!"
Woman "Your fart fucking reaks!"
Man "So do yours..."
Woman "Yeah, but mine don't linger like your stinky shit burps!"
by AJ Billard June 14, 2008
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by The.Noof August 3, 2008
Get the Shit-finger mug.When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.
Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.
by The boogerman July 28, 2011
Get the Shit Booger mug.The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind
(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
by fat sum March 18, 2008
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