Your mom

Dead.

Your mom is dead.

by 😂 lol get better. March 13, 2023

Ur mom

A insult/comeback that makes you instantly win an argument.

Guy A: ur mom
Guy B: Dude, using such a cringe, overused, lazy, lame insult that doesn't make me cry? How pathetic, I don't even have a mom. If I did, I still wouldn't be mad or sad. So say all the "ur mom"s you wanna say, I won't give a goddamn shit.

by tiky January 10, 2022

Single mom shooting

When a male is shooting a gun incorrectly and hitting everything but the target because the Mom left Dad so the male had no father to show him how to be a man.

Look at Pookie behind the car doin a single mom shooting, popping that gun sideways over the roof without looking!!! He’s a product of a single mother.

by D worx March 8, 2023

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021

mom

Someone who tells people that they don't want negativity in their life but there are the negative ones who starts everything.

i don't like being negative - mom

5 min later

hey stop eating you are fat -mom

by Josh parry. December 18, 2022

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020