Illinois Brown Nose

When you fuck a girl, then when she falls asleep, you pull your pants down and start to take a shit on her face, then she wakes up and sits up right into the shit, covering her nose.

Man, that illinois brown nose, i gave to that girl yesterday was soooooo amazing.

by Knic February 24, 2010

Duke the Brown Clown

To take a dump. To deficate.

Goddammit guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go duke the brown clown.

by HawtSauce October 12, 2006

Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011

Chief Brown Tongue

One who likes to eat ass hole or chode as a way to satisfy thier partner.

My girlfriend was doing some crazy stripper shit, so I went Chief Brown Tongue on that ass.

by Dr. Billl September 19, 2006

Big Brown Beaver

A Big Brown Beaver is a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair; This is one of many other terms for a woman with a vagina covered in a large amount of pubic hair. The term "Big Brown Beaver" was popularized by the Primus song titled "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" off of Primus's fourth studio album "Tales From The Punchbowl".

"Jesus Christ! Taylors got a Big Brown Beaver, didn't really expect her to have that much on her"

by Filthy Ape October 9, 2020

Brown Wing Squadron

A group of individuals that claim they play badminton together, but really just bat each others cocks about.

Looks like the Brown Wing Squadron are off to play with their cocks again.

Squadron leader: All got the bats ready for today squad?
Squadron member: Sure have my good sir, even remembered the lube as not to have any mishaps with our "bats" again ;)

by WGAFA November 11, 2009

Chi-town brown

Shitty/brown/harsh weed from inner-city Chicago. Found in Chicago, and surrounding area.

D-bag: Yo man, check out this ill weed I just picked up.

Non d-bag: Those shitty brown nugs? Have fun with your Chi-town brown faggot.

by Chicagoguy1010 October 6, 2008