I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.

"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"

by JThompson March 24, 2007

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I have a plan

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.

"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."

by timmay October 14, 2004

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Can I has

Is when n00bs in gaming asks to get something just spelling it differently

"Can I has gold?" - World of Warcraft

by fourzerotwo May 28, 2012

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i wuv you

A shit way to say "I love you"

Demetris: I wuv you
Katie: Say it like you mean it

by helloimfromuranus June 12, 2014

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Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that

Started by the teacher in the movie Pineapple Express: Commonly used in social situations between friends after someone makes a comment the other person agrees with. This is the longer version of "heard that."

"I might come party with you but I have to write this paper tonight."

"Heard that, wish I didn't hear that but I heard that."

by fireworks182 April 20, 2010

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i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.

1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...

2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.

by john August 24, 2004

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