Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

December 12

On December 12 your have too kiss or hug or hold your crushes hand

You: "kisses, hugs or holds your crushes hand"
Crush: what was that for
You: It's December 12
Crush: Ok bet

by I_Love_My_Boyfriend. December 11, 2022

December 16

The day to tell all of your other friends that you and your best friend of the opposite gender are dating.

Hey guys, Me and Brice are dating as of December 16

by Ryanspare December 15, 2019

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

10th December

Ask out the person you're talking to. Don't be shy boys and girls

Boy:It's the 10th December
His best friend: and so?
Boy: that means I need it ask her out today.

by Santashoe November 22, 2021

December 14

The date of birth for typically dutch stinky osu players. They are stinky. Also they are weebs and no-one likes them. If this is your birthday, fuck you.

guy 1: hey its December 14!
guy 2: yes it is my birthday
guy 1: ew osu player stinky!

by osudutchhater1 April 3, 2024

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021