Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend

“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend”

by Missedup December 10, 2024

BDub Bros

A team of 2 brother-like black-hat hackers that are similar to GODS when it comes to the internet. The specialize in DDoS attacks on websites as well as targets, Highjacking multiple accounts including Xbox, Live, Hotmail, Gmail, Facebook, AOL, etc. They are definitely a team that you should be scared of if you run across them.

Person 1: Yo nigga did you hear what happened to that skid Meo?
Person 2: Yeah bro he got fucked up and ran sideways by the BDub Bros
Person 1: Fucking GODS!!

by #ExPo September 7, 2013

Bro-uly

The month in which old bros spend the most time away from eachother because they are away from college and women are far way.

Dude are you going to celebrate the Forth of Bro-uly at my house this year?

by the-merica July 17, 2010

Gamampy Bro

Geico add where the kid says "Come at me bro" about novel tees but it sounds he says this

Guy 1: what's your problem dude you just stepped on my new Js
Guy 2: No i didn't!
Guy 1: you better be sorry douche

Guy 2: Gamampy bro! Show me what you got

by Jackwima May 12, 2018

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

BRO

ur bad lol if u see this and BRO is used by me to be mad at u

COME ON BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO, BRO THAT IS STUPID

by thatsmartboinobodynotices May 20, 2021

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022