wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion

Look at that guy job over there

by lagik May 22, 2024

kwalked off the job

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.

Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.

by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022

Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024