farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.

Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Anal Tity Fart

In the act of having anal sex with a prego, milk squirts out of her tity making a farting noise.

"Dude I was fucken this prego in her ass when all the sudden she had an anal tity fart."

by Juggalotis420 March 14, 2010

flaming fart of doom

It begins as a rumbling feeling inside your stomach. You think it is nothing but then your ass starts to burn and flames shoot out of your ass at a very high speed and that is when you need to quickly run to the bath room before you kill everyone with in a 10 mile radius.

"Oh my Gosh I just had this flaming fart of doom all over the side of your wall and I need a power washer."

by broke the toilet June 6, 2009

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007

VAPOR RUB FART

The rise of methane or "fart gasses" going up your pants and thru your shirt and out the collar straight into your nose when you have your shirt tucked in. Much like rubbing VAPOR RUB on your chest to clear your nose.

VAPOR RUB FART
Wearing jeans with a tucked shirt and farting or laying down with clothes on and farting.

by JFO77 March 31, 2012

Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

by McMeddles April 4, 2009

Cup-O-Fart

Farting into your hand and then cupping it into somebody's face from behind.

Courtney Cup-O-Farted Samantha.

by coop4870 July 7, 2010