I did it for the lulz

If you are on video chat with a random person, like on Omegle.com & you don't like the person & you really want them to die you can type in 'i did it for the lulz' three times and 'Smiley' will come up behind them in a short minute and kill them. {NOT REAL. FROM A MOVIE. IF YOU TRY THIS IT WILL NOT WORK.}

Oh, this prick is gonna show me his dick? I'll type in 'i did it for the lulz' three times and maybe smiley will get him.

by Smiley C= (jk) February 19, 2013

I call shenanigans

The action of declaring "shenanigans."

Once a person calls shenanigans, he or she has temporary complete control over the surrounding events, objects, actions, and laws of physics.

-Preemptive shenanigans-
Person A: "I call shenanigans!"
Person B: "Aw man!"

-Rebuttle shenanigans-
Person B: "I win our bet, pay up."
Person A: "I call shenanigans!"
Personn B: "Dang."

by Vincenator February 19, 2009

I will s00 j00!

The best l33tsp33k phrase. EVAR.

"I take it, that building was Microsoft Corp? Cos it better not be my Canadian branch, Or I will s00 j00!"

by dj gs68 July 17, 2003

That's how I roll

That's how I do it.... or that's the way that I do it.

*uck some labor...I take my ride through the wash, that's how I roll.

by the whiterabbit July 5, 2006

I have a dream

well you fucked up the rest of ours...

think about it for a second...

I have a dream

by wtffuckwtf November 22, 2010

i cant swim

a verb most commonly said by people of the black community

guy #1 - hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.

by bitchhpleassee March 22, 2011

I like cheese

a statement saying that you are not a vegan and enjoy consuming cheese

I like cheese. Cheese is good. I eat a lot of cheese. I am not a vegan. I freakin' LOVE cheese.

by proffesional nargle stunwitch November 14, 2011