damn shit

a sign of distress or annoyance... can sometimes be used as an exclamation...

Boss: Guess what! You have to work a double shift tomorrow! HAHAHAHA!
Worker: Oh Damn Shit!

or...

Friend A: Look at the booty on that one!
Friend B: I know, man... damn shit!

by Frickin' Jerms March 30, 2007

shitting bricks

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out

man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad

by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019

shit tits

1) The product of the Cleveland Steamer

2) Shit smeared all over a girls tits for no apparent reason whatsoever

1) After giving Leslie the Cleveland Steamer she craved so much, she had shit tits

2) While Tits McGee was sleeping I shit all over her tits and smeared it in giving her shit tits

by Robert Williamson April 20, 2005

shit house

The place where defacation occurs

I have to back one out at the shit house

by crazed_mofo June 30, 2004

shit brick

A brick of shit.

by ben c. October 19, 2003

Shit the bed

This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.

Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?

by perrynlorelle April 13, 2015

shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

by Sdmx November 5, 2008