January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.

January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!

by ghyvy December 5, 2020

December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 30, 2020

December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.

Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)

by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020

December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it

Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021

december 19

throw a ball at your friend Natalie day

December 19-throw a ball at your friend Natalie

by tfwkyfe December 10, 2023

December 25

CHRISTMAS

Jonny: ITS DECEMBER 25th you know what that means!! CHRISTMAS🎄🎄🎄

by Lapalapalapalapala October 28, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.

Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.

by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021