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Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021
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Mom

Moms are the best! They help you. They love you. The best part is that they care about you!!! Moms will always be there for you, sick,old,sad,happy,hurt. Moms will never ever let you down.
Person 1: Whoa who is that??
Person 2: Thats my mom!
Person 1: Shes cool!
Person 2: Ya i love my mom!!!
by Dinosaur4 January 19, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number
by Hihihihihihibi December 21, 2019
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Viral Mom

a Stage Mom of the digital age Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model & do stupid shit on Vine. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults. who end up on Dr. Phil.
You: I just got 5k followers!
Viral Mom: My 3 year old has more followers than you... =\_(°°)_/= WUT?
by Rowan N. Martin June 1, 2015
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Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
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KLAN MOM

Klan mom thinks Jewish people have space lasers.
by Bennydbum May 9, 2025
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Your mom

So your mom means That the person who sent this to you is superior because i said so

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

Therefor, worhsip anyone who says "your mom" :)
Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you
by Your mom 🥶🤪😏😎 November 25, 2021
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