god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.

person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke

by h_lover28 July 7, 2022

good morning and god bless

A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018

I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today

by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018

Llama God

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.

I am definitely a Llama God.

by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

under god modding

Under god modding, is a one of a kind really it's someone who god mods, and a new type of form, mainly by coming up with utter "bullshit", on the spot with roleplaying {EX} and as you can tell within the EX, the line of "My character, my rules", is the bullshit part about it, as 'Person A', stated "Didn't you say he couldn't run very fast?" right after 'Person B', said "My character is actually able to run at INF speed", not only is running that fast god modding, but it adds to the bullshit

Person A: Attacks person B, with a fast attack
Person B: OK out of roleplay my character is actually able to run at INF speed
Person A: But, didn't you say he couldn't run very fast before?
Person B: My character my rules, on their powers
Person A: Wow, "under god modding" much?

by SwappedWorlds February 2, 2020

God

Abrahamic Definition: In Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, it is believed that an entity that calls himself "God" created the universe and everything in it, and that he is omnipotent and omniscient. Christians specifically believe that he appeared on earth as a human being named Jesus, also known as the "Incarnation". He is also believed by Christians to be the Messiah. Jews believe that Jesus was not the Messiah, and that the real one will eventually arrive on earth.

General Definition: Any powerful or omnipotent/omniscient being in mythology. Religions can vary from being monotheistic (Christianity, Islam, judaism, etc.), and polytheistic (Hindu, Egyptian, etc.).

1. Christians worship God every Sunday.

2. Thor is the god of thunder.

by Yamalith August 30, 2023

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018