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Coon Fuck

1) An individual, either male or female who has relations with a coon.
2) A degenerate cocksucker. A person of little to no morals who has poor character. The kind of person you either greatly dislike or hate and fantasize to physically and/or mentally destroy until their spirit is totally broken.
1) Look at that filthy little coon fuck.
2) Me: Why did you lie about stashing the last donut.

Bryan: I didn't.
Me: It's in your desk you coon fuck mother fucker. Why would you lie about something like that. Look at me, in the eyes you degenerate cocksucker. I want you to apologize.
Bryan: I'm sorry, I spent all my money on banquet dinners and I didn't have enough gas to go to my parents for freebies.
Me: You coon fuck.
by Mr. Goods April 29, 2010
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Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms
by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010
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yuck-fuck

engaging in intercourse with a disgusting, mutilated, or otherwise leprous member of the opposite (or same) sex.
Man, did you see that fat, ugly bitch with one eye and the pegleg? Yeah, I yuck-fucked her.
by Spy December 15, 2003
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Fucking dead

You probably wanted urban dictionary to ask if you wanted: a fucking dead mug
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead
by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020
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Fuck Pot

Fuck pot: An individual who is as big an asshole as s/he is an idiot. They cannot be trusted with even the simplest of tasks, as their inferior brain's cannot process the requirement to actually think. It is a bad idea to give them any form of responsibility, as it is a certainty that they will fuck it up. Do not let them drive, be in charge of any major organisations or lend them anything. Letting them out in public is up to your discretion, but we highly advise against it.
Person A: "Hey, could you lend me that ********** CD?"
Person B: "No. You are a fuck pot. I'll never get it back"
Person A: *drool* "Butterfly!"
Person B: *face-palm*
by Starkid Tamie March 4, 2011
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shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
by eeyun June 16, 2008
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fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.
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