Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

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Artificial Fart

An emission of gas produced by the ingestion of air from the anus into the rectum. Distinct from a natural fart which is produced by gas within the intestine.

Jarvick was prone to releasing enormous artificial farts after prolonged anal intercourse.

by RiverWord March 7, 2008

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Movie date fart

The act of flatulating profusely after holding in a massive fart while on a movie date, usually comes in long twos or threes. Often is accompanied by giggling from the bathroom stall/urinal close to you by another person/aftermoviebathroomgoer.

Dude 1: eeeerrbpbpbp, bpbpbpbor, plahrrunt "holy Movie date fart!, i've been holding that in for so long sitting next to her"
Dude 2: Wow...hahaha
Dude 3: Hehehe HAHhaaa

by mhadciller October 18, 2009

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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.

I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019

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