The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

Cyberspace Black Hole

Any web site where, upon entry, hours of time collapse, sucked into infinity as you struggle to break free from the mesmerizing yet senseless, non-productive locale. Often seemingly innocuous on the outside and discovered quite by accident, Cyberspace Black Holes are known to cause unaccountable absences from work, school and important events, and should be considered particularly dangerous for the time-constrained and those who wish to keep their jobs.

After Billy had missed a week of work and no one had heard from him, police broke down his door fearing foul play only to find him sitting at his computer, dehydrated and malnourished but alive, laughing hysterically as he scrolled page after page of the Cyberspace Black Hole he had entered eight days earlier.

by FatrCat November 12, 2009

Black Metal Squat

A type of squat characterized by bent knees in a position similiar to a normal squat, except you play air guitar and wear face paint. More extreme than other squats.

I was thinkin about doing some black metal squats to work out my glutes and praise satan

by Cameron82190 June 12, 2007

black force energy

a nigga who produces energy so strong you'll shiver and shake

THAT MAN IS OP HE GOT THAT BLACK FORCE ENERGY

by Idefinethingsyourmomcant January 24, 2022

black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.

"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."

by cornilia243 April 11, 2010

black metal whore

girls who just pretend to be into the black metal scene just because they think the guys are gorgeous

Hi my name is Candy and i love your corpsepaint!!!!
Hi my name is Grimm and i think your a BLACK METAL WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

by GRIMMHATE666 February 11, 2009

Black People Drama

The type of drama that only Black people get into, because the absolute ridiculous nature of the drama to begin with. No other ethnicity would ever encounter this drama because it is solely reserved for outlandish black people. Examples include: an ex-girlfriend getting into a cat-fight with her man's new girlfriend over sheer lunacy; being the starting quaterback on a college football team and getting arrested for stealing; getting fired from work on your day off; and shanking a fool after a freestyle battle.

Man, Tashonda is crazy, her and RayRay's other skank got some serious Black People Drama going on right now.

LaKelly and JaTimothy got in a fight over who could smoke the last of the roach, but the police got there before that Black People Drama could escalate

by Mexican Werewolf December 8, 2010