Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010

curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Triple Cheese Burger

When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.

I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face

john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front

by one man army October 2, 2007

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.

Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

by the original seeker October 10, 2010