Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is gay

person: ur mom is gay

me: 😃

by ur mom is a gay fuck May 4, 2022

Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

by MrsC2017 December 19, 2016

ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

web mom

A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant

Sarah is web mom filth

by Mrkrabbs96 March 5, 2017

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016