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The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023
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Waltman Effect

Felix Waltman is a man of power and money, the effect is that everyone treats him like a god and he gets all the ladies, money and power. People flock to him for answers and he gives for a price.
I have so many problems but, since Waltman Effect I'm good
by Felix Waltman January 28, 2023
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The Badger Effect

In Among Us, if you finish tasks as a crewmate you can go to security and stay on cams for the game, spotting any impostor and smacking the button. (May translate into the King of FNAF)
"Then I committed the badger effect lol."

"YOU DIRTY SONUVABITCH."
by Cherry_Donut October 20, 2020
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The Charles effect

The Charles effect is named after f1 driver Charles Leclerc. He wears bandanas on his head very often. You could often see him wearing them on streams. You can also find some pictures on his instagram with it on.
It is customary to say to people who wear bandanas that they just experience this effect.
-Does Lando have a bandana on his head?
-Yeah, I think he's got The Charles Effect.
by MikAf1 January 6, 2022
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The Jason-Streisand Effect

A Hyperbolic, yet sadly real, escalation of the original Streisand Effect, where relentless and disproportionate attempts to suppress, deny, or draw attention to a trivial or non-issue that not only fails but catastrophically backfires. Repeatedly.

Key components include:
1) Compounding Backfire
2) Self-Destructive Persistence
3) Total Reputation Collapse
4) Terminal Irony

1) Compounding Backfire-

Unlike the classic Streisand Effect where suppression attempts once amplify attention, the Jason-Streisand Effect involves multiple rounds of doubling (or sextupling) down, each time worsening the backlash exponentially.

2) Self-Destructive Persistence-
The Streisand-er refuses to course-correct, despite pleas and obvious chances to do so, instead escalating their efforts (Legal threats, Public denials, or aggressive PR moves) despite clear signs of mounting damage.

3) Total Reputation Collapse-

What started as a minor issue or even a misunderstanding or mistake snowballs into universal condemnation, turning even neutral observers into detractors.

4) Terminal Irony-
The harder the Streisand-er fights, the more absurd and meme-worthy their efforts become, fueling further ridicule and scrutiny.
Person 1: "What's going on with the Pirate Software Drama?"

Person 2: "After getting caught lying about his raid skills, Pirate Software pulled The Jason-Streisand Effect —deleting VODs, blaming his party, gaslighting his fanbase, and ranting on stream until even his fans called him a fraud."
by Deja Who? August 13, 2025
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Coke Bottle Effect

When a woman's vagina is tighter around it's opening and super loose in the inside. Similar to how a 2L coke bottle entrance is shaped. It provides a really strange feeling.
Stick your finger in a 2L coke bottle and wiggle it around.
That way you can get the full meaning of Coke Bottle Effect.
by TheGreatDocBrown April 9, 2016
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The Chester A. Arthur Effect

When a face mask obscures the lower portion of a beard, forcing it out the sides
Dude 1: "Holy shit?!!?!?!?!? Is that the 21st president of the United States!?!?!?!?!!!?
Dude 2: "Nah, its just the Chester A. Arthur Effect."
by the sucker of November 9, 2021
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