Mom

Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.

Girl from school: Who is that woman?

Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.

by censorlav October 5, 2020

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

Ur mom

I like trains im so famous

Ur mom: ur adopted

by Vaginaeraslay May 11, 2022

you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi

you mom gay you gay shit

by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022

ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900

friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*

by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022

mom

someone who will always magically find something

kid: mom wheres my _______
mom: its right there
kid: HOW?? i've been looking at this for 30 minutes

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 24, 2020

your mom

just why your joke is terrible

your mom is ugly

by i defined your mom October 16, 2022