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Finnish Fuck

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.
(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."
by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010
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fuck gut

When a chick has extra fat in her lower abdomen that stands out against the rest of her body. She looks like she might be pregnant, but she isn't. Speculation occurs that she fucks a lot, hence the gut. Not to be confused with pb or FUPA.
"OMG look at that hot chick with the fuck gut! Sexy. She'll love my monster dick."
by Geno Led July 13, 2009
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fuck authority

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.
Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!
by Bubnasty January 28, 2008
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Twister Fuck

When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.
Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!
by Your mom after we tried it. January 6, 2010
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fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles
Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."
by cunthooks April 24, 2011
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Piece of Fuck

An insult far greater than any insult, almost like PoS (Piece of shit)

Used rarely.
What the shit are you?

*waiting*

Oh yes, I remember! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. So shut the shit up and listen, asswhipe!
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blah fuck it

This phrase is used as a substitute for "ah fuck it", and really is just a creative use of the word "blah".

Specifically, it should be used when something doesn't need to be said and you realize it when you're halfway through explaining it or even in mid-sentence.

It could also be used when you suddenly change your mind about something.
I've got 15 minutes to get to this wedding and I can't find my tie!!
Blah fuck it, I'll go without one.
by quetzaln November 1, 2010
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