by talianne August 6, 2010
Get the pishy penis mug.someone who strongly resembles the bloody penis of a yak, usually lumpy and red-headed. Often reeks of yak semen, and period blood. Excruciatingly ugly. Hurts your eyes to look at.
by elizabethflannagan January 22, 2009
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by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019
Get the PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES mug.A compliment given from one straight guy to another.
Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.
Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.
example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*
example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*
example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*
by WippyJ October 26, 2011
Get the Hey, Nice Penis! mug.When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.
by Heaving penis August 29, 2010
Get the Dry Heaving Penis mug.The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
by The Asshatter December 19, 2006
Get the average penis length mug.When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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