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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 October 4, 2016
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Small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020
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Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.
by Bridgez April 7, 2022
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Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017
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Hand

When i was a kid i saw mona lisa from my school art book. The fisty time i saw her... with hands one her knee... how do i say this, i had a boner
by Yoshikage kiraaaaa September 5, 2020
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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