John

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart

Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about

Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!

Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!

by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021

john alex

john alex is a goody two shoes who likes men

that new kid is such a john alex

by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022

John

Mangatholy

Poda john

by anonymous November 25, 2023

johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

John

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

by narwei July 27, 2018

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024