Baby Zito

A scum bag that is unemployed and sits around in his underwear all day smoking pot and eating chips, then attends metro rave clubs by night. Baby Zito's are also notorious blade riders.

Yo you see that commercial where that lazy dude melts into his couch from smoking so much pot? He's got some great Baby Zito qualities

by chizzberg October 12, 2011

stress baby

the pregnancy-like bump many women develop on their abdomens from high cortisol levels caused by chronic stress

Example 1: No, I'm not pregnant, this is just my stress baby.

Example 2: I'm going to the gym to abort my stress baby.

by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 17, 2016

Garbage baby

Offspring resulting from the extraction and insertion of sperm from a used condom discarded into the garbage can.

Dude, Tiffany stole my splooge from the can, we're gonna have a garbage baby!

by RibbitFrog December 22, 2015

tuna baby

a baby tuna, usually just born cuz it's a tiny lil thing

When you see a school of tuna, and then you see a lil baby tuna cuz it's so tiny like a pretty pink lil hymen or tuna baby

by Tuna's Revenge January 2, 2012

cocktail baby

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

by dainish March 24, 2008

Brain baby

When someone is a stupid fucking retard

Hey, see Ava over there? She's a fucking brain baby

by Hamborgler November 29, 2018