It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
by The last God March 15, 2021
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If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.
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Get the Hookup suggest day mug.1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
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After becoming President of the United States, he went into a Baltimore Best Buy and just started freeing employees.
No one knows what DDL did with the eye he carved out of himself to prepare for Gangs of New York. Nor does anyone know the name of the drifter he plucked his new eye from, optic nerve still attached, pausing only to turn it back on the man, so his last sight was his own horrified visage.
Daniel Day Lewis is the REAL Chuck Norris. He ripped his own face off just to make a point but it immediately grew back into the handsome, badass visage we know and love today.
After becoming President of the United States, he went into a Baltimore Best Buy and just started freeing employees.
No one knows what DDL did with the eye he carved out of himself to prepare for Gangs of New York. Nor does anyone know the name of the drifter he plucked his new eye from, optic nerve still attached, pausing only to turn it back on the man, so his last sight was his own horrified visage.
Daniel Day Lewis is the REAL Chuck Norris. He ripped his own face off just to make a point but it immediately grew back into the handsome, badass visage we know and love today.
Guy: Hey, who is that badass dude that looks just like Abraham Lincoln?
Girl: That's Daniel Day Lewis, method acting his way into another Oscar. Don't mess with him because he will kill you and eat your face off.
Girl: That's Daniel Day Lewis, method acting his way into another Oscar. Don't mess with him because he will kill you and eat your face off.
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