John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021

John fahy

A fucking bitch who sits on his chair all day and watches world at war videos on his broke ass Samsung. He’s a pedo who likes to give girls “extra credit” if you know what I mean he likes to help them out with problems and grabs them. If you play music he will rape you hard. He drives a blue Prius with dildos on his windshield and a I love country men on the back of his car.

Did you just see that,

See what

That was John fahy

He raped me
Yeah i know

He fucked you to ?
No he ate my shit

by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019

John depth

That one pirate in the movies.

Oh my look it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M March 28, 2024

John

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls

John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8

by Nichange November 22, 2021

John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?

Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-

by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020