the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

by s-peezy January 17, 2005

the red ring of death

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period

pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis

by MoronBrother March 8, 2010

paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

Run the red light

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.

Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

by DeLaQuintan March 22, 2009

Mama Red Cap

Almost human creature that beetles around Rathmines wearing a red cap, talking loudly to it's selves. Hat functions as a beacon for psychotic activity but also makes a fine, fine storage vehicle. Ideal for carrying spuds.

"Mama's red cap is white today."
"Shit! I didn't see the change coming."
"You just aren't street enough."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

red robin burger

What a female gives to guys so she can ride their camaro because she's a prostitute

Jessabelle said she would give lucifer a Red Robin burger for a ride in his camaro

by Jenna&Trey July 12, 2017

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009