Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍
by Bean 032027 October 10, 2018
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It’s slang for your mother/mum/mom.
It’s slang for your mother/mum/mom.
Character 1: omg that thing is so ugly!
Character 2: it’s as ugly as ‘ur mom’!
Character 1: 😒
Character 2: 😏
Sentence 2:
Ur mom is gae / gay
Character 2: it’s as ugly as ‘ur mom’!
Character 1: 😒
Character 2: 😏
Sentence 2:
Ur mom is gae / gay
by 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈💙 July 2, 2022
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Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic
Hayden: Johnnys house
Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?
Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic
by h79 January 24, 2022
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Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
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She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021
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