Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.

Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.

by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024

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rock like spock

To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation.

"I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfsheiss gives that chemistry quiz today."

by Warp Factor June 9, 2009

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Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023

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Rock

Something used to defend yourself from your friends.

Stay back, I have a rock!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

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An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

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