penie juice

the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)

"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."

by jjfox March 6, 2014

Small penis

Small penis

Sam Ray has a small penis

by Sssssssssmmmmm November 23, 2018

penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.

That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.

by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012

thunder penis

This is the most retarded Scholl mascot ever who will gladly scrape his seen in your anus hole, food, mouth, etc.

Guy 1: hear the thunder penis is retarted
Guy 2:lets run before he squirts his semen into our eyeballs

by Nugget and pickle lord May 8, 2018

penis raven

Mythical flying beast with large hanging phallus

Wow, look at that majestic Penis Raven

by Penis Raven October 13, 2016

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

pishy penis

a penis that smells like urine

Oh my goodness, Allan is well fit, shame about his pishy penis!!

by talianne August 6, 2010