illegal use of nut

When you're banging a hot female referee and you nut somewhere she don't want you to

I was going to town on my sons soccer ref and I pulled out and blew my load in her hair, she penalized me for illegal use of nut

by Illegal use of nut July 23, 2017

Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.

Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*

by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

Darlings nuts are spicy

My nuts are spicy🍆🌶

Darlings nuts are spicy that they come in a siracha jar

by UncleDrew11 November 8, 2018

Debaucherous Fuck-nut

(adjective): one who engages in the excessive indulgence of immoral pleasures, specifially those sexual in nature. The individual cannot control their urges, delving into a fit of insane depravity where every conceivable orifice is ripe for fornication.

"I'm never going camping with your friends again! You're all a bunch of debaucherous fuck-nuts!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't act like you all weren't doing body shots off each other before running into the woods to play 'Who's in my asshole'!"

by Shenaniganz13 July 11, 2022

nut bustin' good

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)

aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

Nut Butt Syndrome

A word Nathan Turnbull came up with

“i have to go down in front of my parents like this help” “nut butt syndrome”

by GayBoobie February 8, 2020